You ve come to me, your friend Sydney Screams, with a bit of an odd request. Knowing that I m a powerful witch, you seek me out for your final request in life: you want me to shrink you down into a 1.5 tiny man so that I can then also eat you. At first, I m shocked that you would want such a thing! Don t you know that if I do this, I can never undo it? Once I ve turned you into a tiny man, there s no going back to being full size. That s not how my magic works! And, perhaps more importantly, once I eat you, you ll never see the light of day again. My body will have its way with you, turning you into mush before and passing you through my insides until you come out the other end and get flushed down the toilet. You swear up and down that you know the consequences of what you ve asked, that there s no return from this, begging me to do the deed. So, I cast a spell on you, shrinking you down until you re tiny in comparison to me. Picking you up, I show you where your future lies before I