Sprawled completely naked in my gamer chair, big pierced tits out, soft big bloated belly spilling everywhere while I take long, greedy sips of cold soda. Every gulp forces out a deep, wet burp that echoes off the walls, immediately followed by a thick, rumbling fart that vibrates the seat and spreads my fat ass cheeks even wider. I just sigh in relief, lean back, let another bubbly burp roll out and another heavy fart thunder free. Pure lazy heaven, soda in one hand, book in the other, burping and farting like the shameless chubby queen I am.