What a crazy ass fucking day it has been on the bus. First it started off kind of lame, every girl we tried to talk to was ignoring us. It was just getting to us. When in a strange turn of events we pick up this guy. Mike Stampler, he just wandered in on our bus, recognized us right away and shanghaied him self in to our bus. How the hell did that happen? He told us that he hasn t got laid in god knows how long and that he wanted us to get him laid. I didn t know if this was going to work. Homeboy looked like the type that was mad shy around girls, but let me tell you he didn t look to shy around a doughnut. He was a tubby sum-ma-beech. So hey my name wouldn t be Preston Parker if I didn t GET ANYBODY LAID. So we cruised around for a little while until we found our target. We found a nice thin hottie with a body that will give you whiplash from doing a double take if you ran into her in the streets. I told Mike to give her a holler, tell her she won a prize or something. Mike Showed me never judge a book by its cover because he scooped her up in no time. Her name was Tatiana Taylor and she was smoking hot; after we talked her into going with us we found out that she herself used to be tubby, just like big boy. She in fact is a chubby chaser. Mikes just became the luckiest guy on the planet. Enjoy!