What a long day!! I m so happy to get home to you, my boyfriend! I, Sydney Screams, had to deal with so much at the office today and I can t begin to tell you how much I appreciate you taking care of dinner tonight & tidying the house... wait. Why doesn t it look like you ve done any house work?! You just expected that I d get home from work and do all those things? Wow. I m working full time and you ve been at home playing video games. This isn t the first time that you ve made it clear that you believe that it s the woman s job to take care of the house and cook, and I m sick of it! I m done with this side of you and despite your best attempts to fix this, it s just not enough. I bet if you were a woman, you d understand. I ve seen this coming for a while and I ve had enough so I got ready for this day. I bought a magic lipstick just for this very purpose. I put the lipstick on and give you a kiss, and the magic starts immediately. You don t notice it at first, so I give you another