Man this is fucking crazy, My uncle Ron Jeremy decided to ride out with us on a hunt for some pussy. I mean I learned all my tricks from this guy. He is truly a legend in my eyes. This guy has fucked so many women, I mean in the thousands. He truly is my hero. Anyways so we rode out to Hialeah, and we see this cutie just getting out of the mall, we go up to her and ask her to talk to us, but she wasn t budgeing. So as I m listening to Ron, she walks away, so we follow her again out to the parking lot and after some major convincing, and some offering of money, she gets in the van. So I tell her that Ron is like the best massage therapist in all of Miami Dade, and I tell her to try him. He starts to massage her, and the next thing, I know they were all making out in the bus, (There was money involved, I must admit!) and then the next thing I know she s sucking on his cock, then he licks her pussy, while he s fingering her, and then they fuck. The fucked for a while. It was great, I mean this girl had no idea who Ron really was. The sex was hot to say the least. So these two ended up asleep on the back of the bus when it was all over. Just as I m contemplating how to kick this girl of the van. She tells me to stop and pee. Bingo! Do I even have to tell you what happens next. Uncle Ron had a fit. He wanted to go back for her but it was to late. Anyway, one to watch to say the least. The Dirty One....